If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”
The bathrooms in the night vale community radio station are labeled ‘bathroom with cat’ and ‘bathroom without cat’
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
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Stepping outta Avalon after 2452636546 years like
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you